13 lines
617 B
SQL
13 lines
617 B
SQL
create table Jokes (
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Id integer PRIMARY KEY NOT NULL,
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Joke text NOT NULL
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);
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insert into Jokes values(NULL, '!false its funny because its true');
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insert into Jokes values(NULL, 'The best thing about a Boolean is that even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit.');
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insert into Jokes values(NULL, 'javascript');
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insert into Jokes values(NULL, 'If you listen to a UNIX shell, can you hear the C?');
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insert into Jokes values(NULL, 'My code never has bugs — it just develops random undocumented features.');
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insert into Jokes values(NULL, 'I dont always test my code, but when I do, I do it in production.');
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